September 2009
11 posts
Today, I read the back of my One-A-Day gummy vitamins. The directions say to eat 2 gummies daily. I’ve been taking one a day as indicated by the name. I feel mislead. MLIA
Today my roommate came home to find his bed gift wrapped, his desk covered in post-it notes, and 30 goldfish swimming in his bathtub. I would say I’m making the most of my college experience. MLIA
Today, I found...
You'd think me rude, but I would just stand and...
‘Cause I get a thousand hugs, from ten thousand lightening bugs-
as they try to teach me how to dance.
<3 It’s hard to say that I’d rather stay awake when I’m asleep.
Owl City….I do like you. Very much.
A sad day in Huskertown...
I hope we find our offense by next week. Maybe while we’re at it, we could find a little more support for Suh, who happens to be carrying the entire line of blackshirts on his back 9 out of 10 plays.
P.O.'ed.
Fo realz.
I thought maybe I could see you on your day off but apparently you would rather take a nap. That’s cool I guess…minus the fact that I won’t see you for two days now….because I’m going home tomorrow….not that you knew that….because you would have had to actually talk to me today in order for me to get a chance to tell you.
Goodnight.
Today, I was using the bathroom at my college when I noticed someone wrote “Thug Life” in big bold letters. Right underneath it, someone added “gets you nowhere. That’s why you’re at a community college.” MLIA
Face Drop.
“And I love it when I see your face drop,
I told you not to leave me alone,
Now that I got my own, I see your face drop,
I told you not to count me out.”
…When I left you, yo, I came out a winner.
<3 Sean Kingston
“ I just got solicited by a prostitute while at a stop light. Power locks and...”
– Brian Kyncl
I'd like to talk to you about a serious problem...
Farmville. Renders studying impossible. It’s pathetic.
Curse you, Farmville. I can fail anatomy without your help!
There's this class called Ethics...
Basically, let’s jumble every controversial topic you could possibly think of and try to teach objectivity to young adults who have clearly already formed their opinions about said topics. It’s the overall fluster cuck of the so-called “educational experience” that every college student must deal with.
I don’t care that some old guy once thought the same things...