Let me tell you a little story about a man named Jed.
False. This has nothing to do with the Beverly Hillbillies, and everything to do with the fact that my phone has decided over the last few days that it only rings when it wants to, and it certainly does not want to every time people call or my ALARM GOES OFF IN THE MORNING. Great. I really wanted to spend $200 getting a new phone.
FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK.
On the plus side, one of my classmates told me that “Jenna” means “Perfect” in Ethiopian. Thanks Elsaye. You made my day. Screw you phone, why can’t you be perfect like me?
