Today, I read the back of my One-A-Day gummy vitamins. The directions say to eat 2 gummies daily. I’ve been taking one a day as indicated by the name. I feel mislead. MLIA
Today my roommate came home to find his bed gift wrapped, his desk covered in post-it notes, and 30 goldfish swimming in his bathtub. I would say I’m making the most of my college experience. MLIA
Today, I found out that someone planted a tree on our rival schools soccer field. They planted our states tree so it is illegal to cut it down. I will find who did this, and shake their hand. MLIA
Today, my roommate took an “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” container out of the fridge that I had put grapes in for my lunch. When she opened it, she was shocked to find that it wasn’t actually butter. It’s not like the container didn’t warn her. MLIA.
Today, I took a quiz on facebook to see when I would die. It said I would die September 26, 2009. That was yesterday. I am clearly still alive. Take that Death. MLIA
