Please take a long look through your text book- ‘cause I’m history…
Sitting here eating Gobstoppers. Not those chewy ones….those aren’t even close to delicious. I’ve decided that the Dollar Tree is my new favorite store. Maybe before you laugh at me, you should go there and see how much shiiit you can get for five dollars. College teaches you a lot more than history, mathmatical equations, and proper writing technique. It also serves the purpose of showing all nineteen year olds that if they REALLY need a washcloth, vase, or 6 oz box of Gobstoppers, it’s entirely impossible to “indulge”….while still maintaining the status of being “poor as dirt”. Thanks UNL.
