MLIA
Today, while in the shower, I noticed that the conditioner I use on my hair smells like bananas and looks like banana pudding. I tasted it. Turns out, the similarities stop there. MLIA.
Today, while in my Geometry class, a boy two seats behind me asked what a “Whole” number was. The class stared at him in disbelief, while my teacher calmly stated that they were the numbers with “holes in them, like 9, 6, and 4. The boy believed him. MLIA
Today, as I was walking through campus, I saw two squirrels come out of a trash can together. I’m not sure what they were doing in there, but I have a feeling it was something dirty. MLIA.
Tonight, I started to do an essay the night before it was due. I went to my professor’s webpage for the directions. He must have known I would’ve started it the night before, as he had replaced the directions with a picture of a squirrel with a hand grenade. Touché professor. MLIA
Today in class, I had to read a book about the human brain. When describing something called the Paleomammalian, the book said, “Most of its functions involve what some researchers call the “Four F’s”: fighting, feeding, fleeing, and … reproductive behavior.” I laughed. MLIA.
Today I was quizzing my 4 year old niece about her dog. I asked her, “Onions are poisonous for dog’s, do you know what else can kill a dog?” I was anticipating “chocolate,” but she replied, “A truck.” MLIA
