My life: Average
Today, I found an essay I did on what I want to be when I grow up in grade two. I wrote “I want to be a purple octopus cop because cops get everything they want (including donuts), purple is cool, and nobody can say no to an octopus.” I’m glad to see I am still on the same career track. MLIA
Today, my younger sister asked me what the ‘D.C’ in Washington D.C stood for. Before I could answer District of Columbia she answered herself with ‘Da Capital?’. I didn’t tell her otherwise. MLIA
Today, my friend gave me a smiley face sticker. I found out it fits perfectly on the face of my watch, so I put it there. Now when people ask me what time it is, I show them my watch and tell them it’s “Happy Time.” MLIA
Today, I met a girl named Unique. She has an identical twin sister. No one else thought it was funny. MLIA.
Today, I was watching my guinea pig eat his pellets. I said, “Wow, you’re really chubby.” He then stopped chewing. I immediately told him I’m sorry and that we all come in different shapes and sizes. He continued chewing. MLIA
