Fo Sheezy…
Today, while being exceptionally bored I typed in “Fo” to see what suggestions came up. One was “fo’ shizzle my nizzle”. Intrigued I clicked on it to find this: “fo shizzle ma nizzle” is a bastardization of “fo’ sheezy mah neezy” which is a bastardization of “for sure mah nigga” which is a bastdardization of “I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother”. This made my day. MLIA
Today, I was reading through MLIA’s that talked about your last names being given according to your job. My last name is Killpatrick. I’m sorry Patrick, for what my ancestors have done to you. MLIA
Today I was reading the local news and a breaking news story about how an elderly man escaped from a nursing home and if anyone sees this man, please report him to the police. When they showed the picture I saw it was my grandpa. Run! Grandpa Run! MLIA
Today, I was at my parents house and noticed my old treehouse platform. Looking at how high up it was, I was amazed they had let me build it. Apparently I never asked, and they don’t know where I got the wood from. They just saw me sitting up there one day. I’m more awesome than I knew. MLIA.
Today I woke up chewing on a Starburst. My sister then walked in and told me that she had been feeding them to me and I had gone through 2 packets in an hour. MLIA
